
“Sometimes, while she inspected my head in search of lice and other parasites, she would speak to me in a hushed voice.”
(Source: loveclaire, via semperidem)

“Sometimes, while she inspected my head in search of lice and other parasites, she would speak to me in a hushed voice.”
(Source: loveclaire, via semperidem)
While he appreciated such passion, the National Guard had the place locked down. Wait. Forced chastity!?
“I want to be surrounded by Earth.” Okay…
“My mother flapped her hands as she went into the kitchen.” Crash by Jerry Spinelli
“I hope a wild goose may not prove to be the end of our chase,” observed Mr.Merrywheather gloomily.
… somebody save me i’m gonna...sex with women!!!!!! *wimper*
again.’ “You know what they say; you can never have too much cash.”
At speed, he had taken his wolves down to the eastern edge of the Plain.” Bwah? I cannot even begin to figure that out.
“Her warning had been unmistakable—if she ever found him in bed with a woman, Salander would make public the...
crooked, lopsided, tilted, angled, at an angle, skew, skewed, slanted, astant, awry, squint, out of true, to/on one...
“Language duly arrived.” - i,Lucifer, Glen Duncan That…ok..
“The ad shows a cellophane package of uncooked spaghetti, a can of tomato sauce, a cellophane package of parmesan...
crazyanxiety: ’our ultimate mission has stayed the same: make sure no one ever knows how exceptional we really are” oo....
Sleep is impossible.
“If you are looking for a/an ____________ way to celebrate your next birthday, how about a pirate-themed costume party?”...
‘Although my plunge took me completely by surprise, i nevertheless have a clar recollection of how i felt’
Grandma met us at the back door.
“A sound went through the watchers—a grunt— and then they were silent.”
“Write me every day, giving new of your negotiation.” : Twenty Years After - Alexandre Dumas. …
im so full of liberal crap o.O
“Was it basket day? Basket days were sad days for Mistress Kes.” uhm
“Your set of Berry Pots lets you plant Berries so you can harvest more of them.” ummm okay?
And he actually stopped digging,threw his spade over his shoulder and walked off, without even glancing at her or saying...
“A swordsman traveling across the country as part of his samurai training.” ….Okay, Okami Complete Works.
“Riders did not control so much as work in concert with them.”
…It’ll settle over eighty, ninety PERCENT of Gotham. This makes sense because my boyfriend was wearing batman boxers...
“Omri actually saw him go white, and his knees gave way under him.” -The Indian in the Cupboard Huh…
“We were tucking into our lunch, which is...munching crackers
“I weave spells, I don’t lift spells,’ it chirped.” - Ironside by Holly Black. Well, if Vicious-Violet’s is hard-boiled,...
“Did Aunt Pen find out about the egg?” … I have no clue, guys. Really.
“She purred, lifted her wings, and drifted more than flew out of the open window” -Greg Keys, “THE INFERNAL CITY: AN...
“HE’S OUT OF BOUNDS!!! THE WINNER OF THE YOUTH DIVISION IS TRUNKS!!!” -Dragonball Z Volume 21 well i’m scared
It always reminded Barry of an amusement park ride. …Oh yeah.
“Could be dangerous.”
“She closed her e-mail program and put the e-mail out of her mind.” oh. this again.
“I’m not exaggerating at all.” Nenneke spread a greenish mush smelling sharply of eucalyptus over the wound. …Hmm....