goddessofsax:

Here’s a handy dandy color reference chart for you artists, writers, or any one else who needs it! Inspired by this post x

Jesus, Purple… Get it together.

Some days - most days - I am perfectly happy being single and living alone.

do-over:

ron-bailey:

Today is not one of those days. Not even a little bit.

Seconded.

Somebody come play with my hair and tell me I’m pretty.

But! But it’s so awesome

Hm. You two need to putter around the house some. Get in the shower, brush your teeth. Don’t let a passing mood ruin your life.

actualcrutchie:

questions to ask about your favourite character

  • if u gave them an office chair would they spin around on it and wheel around the room
  • how many selfies do they take
  • how much do they yell during a mario kart game

Next time I’m interviewing someone for a job, I’m going to use this. Assuming they haven’t totally lied on their resume, this is all I need to know.

unexplained-events:

Anthropomorphic Tree

Anthropomorphism which is the recognition of human-like characteristics or form in animals, plants or non-living things. This tree, which can be found in the Outer Banks of North Carolina, has roots which have taken a human-like form.

This particular variety of tree, which is just a tree, likes to grow in creepy fog swamps near shipwrecks. 

I’m in love with these colors. 
But look at how crappy that sleeve is, jeez. I know you couldn’t afford special effects, Original Star Trek, but you couldn’t even budget in a press? C’mon now.

I’m in love with these colors. 

But look at how crappy that sleeve is, jeez. I know you couldn’t afford special effects, Original Star Trek, but you couldn’t even budget in a press? C’mon now.

(Source: generic-art)

ivywalled:

I wish every day started with a “previously on” so that I’d know which of my life’s plot points were going to be important that day

Bold mine. So important to keep track of your plot points, people. So important.

shervinfoto:

I wonder if beyonce has a booking agent or just wakes up fully dressed and says ‘I will sing tonight’ to a terrified assistant

odysseiarex:

wars of the roses heating up in the candy aisle

15th century British history jokes.
ALWAYS FUNNY.

odysseiarex:

wars of the roses heating up in the candy aisle

15th century British history jokes.

ALWAYS FUNNY.

Metal ball inside metal cup. 
What is probably interesting is whether a human would actually find it so easy. We’re so visually focused, the sound might well get lost in all the overload.

Metal ball inside metal cup. 

What is probably interesting is whether a human would actually find it so easy. We’re so visually focused, the sound might well get lost in all the overload.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

“I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days and thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. I like messy beds and over-worn pajamas. Most of all, I like the small joys that a simple life brings.”

note to self  (via c0ntemplations)

— Amen.

Why is it so consistent, the emotional cycle of a project? You start out with this excitement about how awesome it’s going to be, you delight in all your initial choices, you can’t wait to get started.

Then, about 10-20% in, MY GOD, HAS THERE EVER BEEN SUCH A MISERABLE GLOB OF SUFFERING AND TERRIBLE SHITTY SHIT. NO.

THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE WORST.

This walnut arched tensioned lazy kate is available on Amazon. Apparently it makes plying your bobbins a breeze. I have no idea what any of that means. It costs $60, though, so it must be awesome.

This walnut arched tensioned lazy kate is available on Amazon. Apparently it makes plying your bobbins a breeze. I have no idea what any of that means. It costs $60, though, so it must be awesome.

mosellegreen:

cumaeansibyl:

green-evening:

Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life

Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon

"you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note"

"these chairs are fantastically luxurious"

"I’ve never seen so much salt in one place"

I am going to start playing this game.

UNHOLY WITCHCRAFT EVERYWHERE.  

(Source: thatgreenevening)

captain-fucking-levi:

averypottermormon:

captain-fucking-levi:

ya-boy-levi:

captain-fucking-levi:

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

you are though—its called your life

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

but those are your demons

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

See? You’re almost ready to embrace villainy.

Welcome.

bitchwhoyoukiddin:

sirdef:

novaorchid:

#can you imagine if we left these 4 guys alone in the top floor of stark tower for like a month #or even just a week #SHIT WOULD GET DONE #we’d probably have interstellar travel in 3 days

i’m not a science expert. i’m not even a science novice. but that’s so interesting that these four would come up with interstellar travel when none of the 4 above are qualified as far as we know? reed richards in the mcu is just listed as a physicist, peter parker could only be linked with engineering + genetics, tony’s engineering, bruce banner is physicist in the 616 but i believe just radiology in the mcu.

know who IS an astrophysicist though?

know who has actually manipulated travel between realms? 

jane foster!

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STOP. ERASING. THE WOMEN.

Daaaaaaymn.

(Source: harrydresdens)