nevver:

David Shrigley

thefaceofbro:

Never do anything ironically, it eventually turns into something you just do.

HEED.

2-spook:

Just in case

I appreciate when a man ensures my pleasure. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.

Yes, precisely.

(Source: owlturdcomix)

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

OBSERVE. COLLECT CLUES. REPORT BACK.

(Source: cccharlesxavier)

won83:

박신혜

I’m not saying that Park Shin-hye is an android designed by Korean scientists to push the outer limits of the Turing test. I’m just saying that she’s never had chapped lips in her whole life. 

won83:

박신혜

I’m not saying that Park Shin-hye is an android designed by Korean scientists to push the outer limits of the Turing test. I’m just saying that she’s never had chapped lips in her whole life. 

(Source: squid-chip)

Just passing on wisdom to the next generation, like old ladies do. 
Remember when you were a kid and people vomited their love for you all over you all the time, whether you wanted them to or not? And you rolled your eyes and were like: omg whatever. My family is filled with weird dorks. 
You didn’t know it, but even that only makes them love you MORE.

Just passing on wisdom to the next generation, like old ladies do. 

Remember when you were a kid and people vomited their love for you all over you all the time, whether you wanted them to or not? And you rolled your eyes and were like: omg whatever. My family is filled with weird dorks. 

You didn’t know it, but even that only makes them love you MORE.

The More You Know!

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In celebration of the weekend, let’s learn about Soju!

Soju is a clear and colorless alcoholic beverage native to Korea, typically drunk neat. Its alcohol content runs around 20%. By way of comparison, a craft beer will run between 6-9%, and vodkas are 40-50%.

In South Korea, a 13oz bottle of soju costs between $0.93-$2.82. The equivalently sized bottle of Grey Goose would retail at ~$13 or more. So, from a pure price-per-unit-of-alcohol perspective, soju is outrageously super cheap. 

Jinro and Lotte soju are the 1st and 3rd top-selling alcohol brands in the world.

Soju 燒酒, literally means “burned liquor.” It’s effects are a recurring plot device in Korean romantic comedies, resulting in many ill-advised confessions and impromptu piggyback rides. The image above, in which a petite woman is shown surrounded by four empty bottles of soju, while comical, is preposterous and frankly terrifying to me.

The rules around soju drinking etiquette are very complicated. 

Soju is not quite the same thing as Japanese Shochu, though their names are both derived from the same Chinese root 燒酒 (shaojiu).

I have not had it, but I plan to! People compare it to vodka, but slightly sweeter. That sounds awesome.

vulgra:


"Each time you read a book, a tree smiles knowing there’s life after death."

omg

Hm. You know, I don’t think the trees see it quite that way.

vulgra:

"Each time you read a book, a tree smiles knowing there’s life after death."

omg

Hm. You know, I don’t think the trees see it quite that way.

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“When people talk about how Lupita is “articulate,” … the lady has an MFA from Yale and speaks 4 languages. Maybe you’re just racist.”

Twitter / diannaeanderson (via azspot)

While I’m sure this is true (and extremely offensive) in some cases, I’d like to point out that I felt, in the moment, that she delivered an acceptance speech far more succinct and conveying intense depth of feeling, far more gracefully than I ever could, and under conditions of stress I can’t even imagine. I stared blinking at the screen, humbled. She outshone all her peers in this regard, embodying the best that Hollywood glamour is supposed to offer, and did so as a first-time winner. It could have been about race, but it also could have been about what an accomplished individual she is. My god, but she was articulate. Period.

And I’m so damn grateful we’re not just talking about how pretty she is. Though god knows she is outrageously beautiful.

Normally, I appreciate these reality checks, but I think doing so in this case diminishes how exceptional that speech was. It wasn’t “gee whiz, look, a black lady speaking words.” It was “OMG I AM MOVED TO TEARS BY YOUR GRACE AND POISE AND MESSAGE YOU ARE AMBASSADOR FOR HUMANS REPRESENT ME.” That’s all I’m saying.

"Take me away from all this, John. We can leave this stupid town behind us. All these terrible… people. We can be together, John. Finally. Don’t you hate it here? With your stupid job and everyone stifling your dreams, always criticizing you? Aren’t you always complaining? This is our chance, John. Our chance. Unlock this cage. We can finally be free.”

"Take me away from all this, John. We can leave this stupid town behind us. All these terrible… people. We can be together, John. Finally. Don’t you hate it here? With your stupid job and everyone stifling your dreams, always criticizing you? Aren’t you always complaining? This is our chance, John. Our chance. Unlock this cage. We can finally be free.

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This is so inappropriate.
SO FUNNY OMG

This is so inappropriate.

SO FUNNY OMG

(Source: illoluv)

Anonymous asked: Does supplying equipment to both villains and heroes make me neutral? I'd much prefer to be evil, but financial times require serving both communities. What should I do?

evilsupplyco:

Neutrality is a tricky concept. Your situation makes you profitable more than anything — but heed this advice — selling to both sides is like dating multiple folk secretly.

Don’t confuse names, keep your orders straight, and it will likely end badly.

I’d like to add on to Atticus’ advice here. While profit by any means is certainly villainous and admirable, is it really wise to invest in the party aiming for your downfall? This is not a fly-by-night operation; we are building empires. And one should always ensure one has an exit plan, preferably including a speedy escape vehicle with advanced technology not available to your pursuers. So balance the short- and long-term gains before sharing your expertise with whomever comes your way. Be a professional. 

Of course, one should never overlook an opportunity for recruitment, either. Rather than going neutral, perhaps consider yourself an ambassador for evil.

(Photo credit & story at pussensmcgee)

(Photo credit & story at pussensmcgee)

“Live long. Annoy the enemies whom elude destruction.”
Atticus Q. Redghost, esq.
Professional villain
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