January 2012
40 posts
The Most Badass Excerpt From Barney Frank's...
Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
Interviewer: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?
Things successfully avoided during a...
everythinginthesky:
☑ Your mom jokes ☑ Gestures ☑ Comparisons with another tablet’s ‘7-inch experience’ ☑ Euphemisms ☐ Giggling
And indeed there will be time
To wonder, “Do I dare?” and, “Do I dare?”
Time to turn back and descend the stair,
With a bald spot in the middle of my hair—
(They will say: “How his hair is growing thin!”)
My morning coat, my collar mounting firmly to the chin,
My necktie rich and modest, but asserted by a simple pin—
(They will say: “But how his arms and legs are thin!”)
Do I...
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Anonymous asked: Talk to me of loyalty some time. Is it a virtue, or is it a fantasy?
“If you were raised lovingly and told you were perfect and beautiful and loved...”
– Margaret Cho (via michelledean)
Yes, ma’am.
Current status:
Trying on the boyfriend’s shirts, one at a time.
December 2011
45 posts
“Dress suitably in short skirts and strong boots, leave your jewels in the bank,...”
– Countess Markievcizv, 19th century Irish revolutionary, dispensing eternally relevant fashion advice.
“He was a born technician, possessing both the intense concentration of a bird...”
– 1Q84, Haruki Murakami
