Do you ever browse over the Tumblogs of people you don’t know who’ve liked your posts and been like…

I am horrified… that I understand why we connect.

whenever i try and learn something new

  • me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: it is because I am a failure
  • me: everything I touch dies
“Arduous it is, my goddess, to recognize you, even for one who knows much.”
Homer, Odyssey
source: Henrik Jauert
I feel that all movies would be improved if they were set in a city in the middle of the night, with all that weird, washed light. Pride & Prejudice? Improved. Hogwarts? Improved. 

source: Henrik Jauert

I feel that all movies would be improved if they were set in a city in the middle of the night, with all that weird, washed light. Pride & Prejudice? Improved. Hogwarts? Improved. 

anothercoverup:

Respectability politics are so trash. Black men/Latinos in hoodies and baggy pants don’t deserve to be shot or mistreated just like women in short skirts don’t deserve to be raped. Any idiot with two brain cells to rub together would know that Martin Luther King was murdered in a suit and women in the 1800’s that were wearing long, complicated, thick ass dresses were still sexually assaulted. Stop that nonsense.

(Source: kaylerswift)

semperidem:

sotheresthat:

I knew this game was weird, but I never expected to get propositioned by DRACULA.

I can’t even figure out how to change my dipshit D-list broad’s name from “What’s up?” in this dumb-ass game, but all of my friends are A-listers.

Guys, I am feel pressured to join in on the fun, but I refuse to engage in this. I CLAIM DIGNITY.

semperidem:

sotheresthat:

I knew this game was weird, but I never expected to get propositioned by DRACULA.

I can’t even figure out how to change my dipshit D-list broad’s name from “What’s up?” in this dumb-ass game, but all of my friends are A-listers.

Guys, I am feel pressured to join in on the fun, but I refuse to engage in this. I CLAIM DIGNITY.

On to more important things.

My cat pees so loud that, even though he’s in a box inside the next room over, I can still hear him whizz.

You know, guys, I haven’t actually done an audit, but I’m pretty sure this is my most popular post to date.
I’ve considered the situation, and if I had to pick just one post to send out into the world that best represents myself and my glorious Tumblr community… well. Honestly, I’d be hard pressed to find a better candidate.
Go forth, my pretty. Propagate with my blessings.

You know, guys, I haven’t actually done an audit, but I’m pretty sure this is my most popular post to date.

I’ve considered the situation, and if I had to pick just one post to send out into the world that best represents myself and my glorious Tumblr community… well. Honestly, I’d be hard pressed to find a better candidate.

Go forth, my pretty. Propagate with my blessings.

Don’t have to tell me twice.

Don’t have to tell me twice.

liartownusa:

Men’s Equality Center mural, Cottage Grove, OR

Oh Oregon. I love you.

liartownusa:

Men’s Equality Center mural, Cottage Grove, OR

Oh Oregon. I love you.

All I see are Edward Cullen and Harry Potter.

(Source: -everdeen)

chibisokka:

reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

how did you know? 

jasonbaldwin:

wcwworldwide:

Sting Crashes the WWE Panel at San Diego Comic Con, Reveals New Action Figure

Heyman, Daniel Bryan, Hogan, and Sting! Holy shit!!

That photo, more or less, represents all of professional wrestling from 1984 to today.

That was not the Sting I was expecting.

I was very confused.

(Source: )

debshock:

youknowyoureafloridianwhen:

Good morning!

Every single little baby turtle must be feeling, Look at ALL MY FANS YAY, Imma do it for them

Did you guys have to watch that film in high school where the baby turtles are trying to crawl to the sea and the birds are just chowing down on them left and right? All the interviews with nature photographers and naturalists, they’re all: you mustn’t intervene in the course of nature… and I’m all like FUCK THAT SHIT GET OUT OF MY WAY LEMME AT EM

debshock:

youknowyoureafloridianwhen:

Good morning!

Every single little baby turtle must be feeling, Look at ALL MY FANS YAY, Imma do it for them

Did you guys have to watch that film in high school where the baby turtles are trying to crawl to the sea and the birds are just chowing down on them left and right? All the interviews with nature photographers and naturalists, they’re all: you mustn’t intervene in the course of nature… and I’m all like FUCK THAT SHIT GET OUT OF MY WAY LEMME AT EM

spaceexp:

The sun, as seen from each of the planets

WHERE’S PLUTO.

spaceexp:

The sun, as seen from each of the planets

WHERE’S PLUTO.